Hey y'all! And, we're back. We start the episode where we left off last week, the romantic, intimate airport hanger. Jojo gets back to the business of rose dispersal and to my utter shock (and dismay) she is sending Luke home. I truly don't understand why, and her explanation doesn't help me at all. She said she was struggling to know how he felt....something we never heard her say or mention, and something I don't even think is true. So whats really going on, huh Jojo??

I've lost the ability to blink

Luke was floored, and Jojo could barely stop crying long enough to board her flight to Thailand with her other three boyfriends. She says she misses Luke already, but I doubt we will hear another word about him the rest of the episode. 

Instead, lets go see what Robby (yuck) has to say for himself. The two of them wander around a market and then during a rainstorm they get foot massages, which actually sounds pretty nice. I really dislike the way Robby is constantly selling himself. His exact words were "I've always been honest with you. A perfect example of that would be Uraguay, when I told you I loved you." I mean he has the structure down great for a persuasive essay, but for normal conversation it's a bit off-putting. He says this not in response to Jojo questioning his honesty, which might actually make sense. He also already said this exact thing, last week. Once again Jojo is like, "Yeah, I know." We ALLLLLLL know. And none of us care. I feel no chemistry between them and I don't know what he's still here!!!

Anyway. They go sit in front of plates of food and talk some more about being in love. That is literally all they do. When do they actually fall in love, or show love? Jojo briefly pretends like she has to think about whether or not to give Robby the fantasy suite card (yeah right.) She does, and then Robby starts calling her Joelle, so thats kinda weird. 

Rapunzel?

She leaves Robby's room to take a brief shower before meeting up with Jordan on the beach. I like it when Jojo looks sporty and her freckles show, I think she looks prettier that way, and thats how she is with Jordan for their hike to a temple in a cave. It looked cool and they aren't allowed to kiss. Jojo has also taken care to respect the temple by covering her shoulders. I guess they don't care about legs showing, cuz her shorts aren't covering much! She claims to be unsure if Jordan wants to be with her forever. 

Why hike when you could stay on the beach??

Jojo keeps bringing up that the guys are saying and doing all the same things Ben did, and then he dumped her so how does she know the same won't happen again. Well, for one, you're in charge now, so maybe take some time to decide who YOU like instead of just waiting for them to all fall madly in love with you. For two-- don't go on the same show if you don't want the same problems? Just some advice from a friend!  

Jojo's second first breakfast 

Next up is Chase. Another boring option. I've also realized that I could never appear on this show because I don't look good in short-shorts (yep, thats the only reason!). They hang out on a boat and on the beach and then split up to prepare for dinner, when Robby swings by Jojo's room to say hi. Uhg. Go away. 

Kind of on a date but sure, come on in

After dinner Jojo and Chase head to the fantasy suite where he declares his undying love for her. She doesn't want to hear it! She's not feelin' it and doesn't think it's fair to continue the night. The only thing I am surprised about was that Chase made it to Thailand at all. Perhaps Jojo is wishing this was Luke instead??

Chase gets understandably upset when she asks him to keep talking to her, after he poured his heart out. He, and I, think he has said enough. He was scared to say I love you, and now he regrets it. This smells like a storyline that should be more thoroughly explored on The Bachelor?? Maybe Chase would be less boring there. 

Annnywho. All that's left now is the 2-man rose ceremony....Until!

Wha??

Actually what's shocking is not that Chase shows up but that I can't tell if this is 3 separate people or one person and then 2 ever-fading photo copies of the first man. Turns out Chase was just returning to apologize. So guess who gets the roses?? Jordan and Robby. From the preview it sounds like Jojo wants to pick Jordan but if they break up she'll regret it. Robby is the safer choice but she will always wonder if her and Jordan could have made it. I say she goes with Jordan! I'll see you next week! I'm not even going to watch the Men Tell All (for the first time) because I hate Chad that much. Ciao!